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I love Adventure Time, video games, and porn. Anyways im 18 and awesome so inbox me stuff, ok? ;D

patchesoftheuniverse:

the problem with reading a good book is that you want to finish the book but you don’t want to finish the book

reyairia:

A gameshow that forces male nerds into the unnecessarily sexualized outfits female video game characters have that they defend as “practical,” and then makes them do agility training

actionables:

SERIOUSLY BE NICE TO YOUR ANIMALS BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU DESERVE AND MORE THAN ANY HUMAN EVER WILL

godsss:

me when i see a nice booty

godsss:

me when i see a nice booty

dashdrive:

if I lie here

if I just lay here

I’ll probably fall asleep so leave me alone

imadad3:

firstgaydog:

in pokemon you can battle a cop

you can battle a cop in real life if you arent a weenie

tastefullyoffensive:

"My 6-year-old laid this one on me today." [notanotherlamename]

tastefullyoffensive:

"My 6-year-old laid this one on me today." [notanotherlamename]

theblacksophisticate:

lovexoangie:

This is literally ALL of black tumblr.

Lmfao. Yep!

theblacksophisticate:

lovexoangie:

This is literally ALL of black tumblr.

Lmfao. Yep!

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

meowrailsprite:

animatedcatastrophe:

I JUST GOOGLED WHAT CAUSES PERIOD PAINS AND APPARENTLY IT’S BECAUSE THE UTERUS CONTRACTS AND THAT CUTS OFF THE FUCKING BLOOD SUPPLY 

PEOPLE WITH PERIOD PAINS ARE LITERALLY FEELING THEIR UTERUS TRYING TO KILL ITSELF 

hello yes 911 this is an emergency my uterus is trying to kill itself

icejayee:

bitterblackunicorn:

africa-will-unite:

frenchmontanicure:

Rebloggable by request

I guess it’s a cultural thing..

the short list

very short list.

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